My long list of shit thats wrong with ME3: (spoilers…)

1) The complete change of focus in the game from story to shooter: The shooter aspects of ME have never been anything to write home about, they are actually sub par to other shooters. What kept people playing through it was the story. In ME1 it was all about discovering this amazing new universe all while being the first human space bad ass. In ME2 it was all about building relationships with your new team. But in ME3, ugh, everything goes to shit. Mission after mission, with no real goal other than building up your ‘war funds’.  Most of the characters you built relationships with in ME2 are gone, tucked away in the back ground of the main story. Sure, they pop up to supplement some of the missions, but I wanted to continue to build on those relationships, to keep my team together, and have more missions like the last one in ME2 where picking the right characters for a mission made a real difference. But hey, that would have taken real effort…

2) “Hey guys, this shit is getting too complicated, how can we dumb down all the decisions the player has made so far to make it easier on us?” Answer: War Funds. Ends up everything you’ve ever did just boils down to some arbitrary number that determines which ending your gonna get. Really Bioware? Terribad.

3) Halfed assed. From the first few moments of the game you know this whole thing has been half assed. First off, the face import bug. Come on, it would take a programmer what, a few hours to write a script that would properly import my ME2 face to ME3. NOOOOO! Those precious hours must be spent working on a poorly thought out co-op component that EA demanded. Fucking Fail. Many many other bugs, too many to go over them all. Usually this is forgivable if the title is good, but here its just obvious no one gave a shit.

4) Some events/missions are just unbelievable. As in my mind cant buy into what they are selling me. The entire first mission your sitting under a Reapers ass. You know what reapers have up their ass? A massive beam laser. So im looking up and im like… why isnt it insta killing me? Instead its sending wave after wave of husks. Every other reaper you ever encounter will shoot its ass laser at you, but not this one. Nah, this one is an older model, can only shoot its ass laser once a day. “Shepard, Harbinger has broken off and is coming down to engage you on the planet!” How the fuck did they know which reaper was Harbinger?! What, do the reapers have name tags? FFS. “Shepard, we need you to hack the Geth mainframe on their super destroyer!” 10 key strokes later “Ok, done, we’re in…”  WTF.. at least have Tali or someone hump a computer screen for a minute or two.

5) The ending: And whats up with the stupid kid, and why is he the magical ghost spirit citadel thing at the end? I dunno why they decided to go all Final Fantasy with the ending. Lazy ass writing, lets just make up some shit that doesn’t make sense. It worked for Lost, hey it’ll work for ME3.

What a fucking Turd, What a fucking let down, 2012 is officially ruined. Fuck EA, and fuck Bioware for being sell out bitch faggots.

And after an hour of game play, the story is pretty terribad. Thanks EA, for taking a shit all over a great title.

v1.1 is out, and if you haven’t played it, nows the time. If you shelved it shortly after released, give it another go. So much has been added and improved. What i’d really like to point out, is how the creator of this game is still dishing out major updates even after making his millions. Kudos to you good sir. ( Glares coldly at Notch )